testimonials

• "aster: (dog yelping sound)"
• "aster when he has a gun to his head and his captor says "i wont shoot if you can point to the left" and aster points to the right"
• "if i only knew aster based on his taste in characters i wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole"
• "you'd clap for jokes? youre a fucking psychopath as always aster"
• "aster you're like... if the spirit of curiosity was a person"
• "aster you look like this to me sometimes (depicted image of a sopping wet cat in a bathtub surrounded by bubbles next to a rubber ducky)
• "this is aster
• "aster: (in lala land) la dee da dee dum"
• "how i'm gonna be around aster so he can't psychoanalyze my mannerisms: 🧍‍♂️"
• "how do you always find a way to frolick in whatever game you play???"
• "aster youre so funny youll be completely coherent having an entire conversation one moment and then like literally dead on the floor the next"